Asking Zayn for a pencil

You: Hey, can I borrow a pencil?
Zayn: Yeah, but it doesn't have an eraser.
You: Life doesn't have an eraser.
Zayn: That was deep...
You: Yupp.
Zayn: ...
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You: ...
Zayn: I'm tweeting it.